I haven't posted in awhile. Time to get back into the swing of things with a little pre-Christmas Season silliness. Occasionally, the practice of network security makes us all a little goofy. Seemingly random pursuits overtake us. Silly thoughts fill our console. Perhaps this is a result of low light in the northern latitudes this time of year...In any event, should use wish to query all of the messages available in the "net helpmsg" file on Windows Vista, you can run a command like this:for /l %i in (1,1,16000) do @( echo %i &&...